arhizomaticghost:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

i-cant-tie-my-shoes:

If you ship my otp we’re already friends

magicalshopping:

ʚ♡ɞ | use code rinihime for 10% off
Please don’t remove the text (◕‿◕✿)

awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita)

frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

familydrivenbyfate:

DEADPOOL MOVIE IS OFFICIAL!

I REPEAT

DEADPOOL MOVIE IS OFFICIAL!

Mutant 101 - February 12, 2016 = Deadpool [X]

'Nuff Said

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

diaryof-alittleswitch:

nervouslyconfident:

thatfunnyblog:

me on my way to sunday school

Remember that red demon guy from power puff girls?

^^^lmaol

(Source: cocaineteas)

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

mydollyaviana:

Disney vs. 7 early fairytales 

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

all-for-team-leo:

violasarecool:

arasol-in-a-can:

katspaw:

ceriene:

omfg

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This is tumblr in one post

(Source: beyondsoceity)

itscarororo:

nowacking:

dabbityflabbity:

IT’S BACK

I have no idea why this is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing

I can’t breathe

(Source: alvinacid)

a-history-on-your-breath:

sexydavestrider:

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

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Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

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remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

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they put squidward in hell

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remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

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Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

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Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

(Source: redsuspenders)