illogical-tribble:

iflops:

Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:

Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing

Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing

McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—

Spock: *insert sass here*

McCoy: *insert more sass here*

Kirk: *goes and does the thing*

Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*

Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*

Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*

Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

mybelovedcheshire:

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THIS POST IS NOW DIAMONDS.

(Source: lestraade)

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expectationsofbrokenglass:

OH MY SWEET JESUS

(Source: theamericankid)

usapotterfan:

avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:

lovelynobody00:

iamshirelocked:

yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock

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I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lounamaroun:

prguitarman:

MY BRAIN!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/minimonkey/monkey-light-pro-bicycle-wheel-display-system

THIS NEEDS BACKINGGGG

I donated. thats sick as fuck

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

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yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

(Source: sneaky-mom)

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outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

(Source: brahminjuice)

dudeufugly:

Star Trek Into Darkness — Character Profile “John Harrison”

everythingstonedisbetter:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I’m going to have to lean more towards the witchcraft.

(Source: finalellipsis)

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.