"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
the last one lol
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
It’s really cute how Robin keeps a straight face but Starfire goes to him with those cute puppy eyes, he then smiles because he couldn’t say no to her any longer and agrees that Silkie stays.
It’s just a cute scene <3
Okay honestly? My favorite part about this scene is the first panel with Starfire’s sneaky eyes. She totally knows that if she turns her sweet feminine wiles on Robin he’ll cave. It’s so calculating and manipulative of her but so awesome! I loved this whole episode, it really shed light on the fact that Starfire isn’t just a bubbly airhead but knows exactly what she’s doing on purpose. Go Star!
The way the sly eyes morph into flirty-batty eyes is just the best thing ever.
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
im gettin worried bout dennys man..
they’re hittin the hard shit i think